Welcome To The Cafeteria

New Artist: “So… is there some kind of orientation?”

Miss Ophelia: “Baby, you found the chairs, didn’t you?”

New Artist: “Yes, ma’am.”

Miss Ophelia: “Then you’re halfway trained.”

Ragnar looks up from the ice machine.

Ragnar: “Do not ask about the spoons.”

New Artist: “Why?”

Miss Ophelia slowly turns toward Ragnar.

Miss Ophelia: “Now why would you tell somebody not to ask about something?”

Ragnar considers this.

Ragnar: “That was an error.”

Miss Ophelia: “Yes, baby. It was.”

From somewhere across the cafeteria:

Killa H: “WHO TOOK MY SPOON?”

Miss Ophelia closes her eyes.

Miss Ophelia: “And there it is.”